“Let’s have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.” — U.S. Rep. Earl Blumenauer (D-Ore.)

God rides a bike

“It was God’s way of saying, ‘It’s time to put a stop to this’ ”
These words spoken by Inspector Bryce Evans of the Toronto police, 14 Division, refer to the moment when Igor Kenk was caught in the act of stealing a bicycle. Which wouldn’t be a big deal except that it would’ve been yet another [...]

I had a dream

Last night I had a dream that I was standing on a grassy precipice by the ocean. There were people after me. There was a woman after me. She was in front of the others. But not at first. At first we stood there, staring at each other – I could tell she wanted to [...]